Who said
"Plans for human betterment do normally come unstuck, and the pessimist
has many more opportunities of saying 'I told you so' than the optimist."?
How about “Och, we’re doomed.”? I used to read on the bus going backward and
forward to college in preparation for Oxbridge entrance exams, modern history
and stuff (no I didn’t get in). For me both phrases are assosciated with a
Labour Prime minister in the middle of a financial crisis and the Russians
invading a neighbouring region, sound familiar? No this was the year of the
summer of love. The prime minister was Harold Wilson and strictly it was the
Soviet Union sending in tanks to Czechoslovakia. The pound was devalued, Martin
Luther King and Robert Kennedy were assassinated and Paris was in chaos. That
was the year of the famous “pound in your pocket” and “rivers of blood”
speaches, not really a good time to be spending money on expensive toys. The
best thing to do would have been batten down the hatches and wait for the storm
to pass.
It was also the
year my father bought his first Porsche, it was a red, right hand drive 2 litre
1966 car supplied by AFN. He bought it because DSJ rated them so highly and in
1968 you needed some fun as an antidote to the news. Over the last 40 years
we’ve had quite a few more, Turbo’s, RS Lightweights an RSR, 959 and lately a
996. I’m trying to get a deal done to run a 997 next year. Through all those
Porsches my dad has always insisted that the first car that red SWB 911 was the
best to drive. In some ways it wasn’t a surprise when after 6 years of
“retirement” from the Bugatti business he walked into my office and told me he
was going to set up a Porsche business to specialise in early 911s, “do it
properly like the Bugatti’s, bit of racing, engineering solutions, the full
srvice for discerning customers”. Now we have over a dozen of them! Including a
red, right hand drive 2 litre 1966 car supplied by AFN.
I had never
driven an early 2 litre car, the nearest I got was a 1973 RS Lightweight that
nearly wound up sliding through Allards gap at one of the Bugatti Owners Club
garden parties about 1983. Having driven one now, the white low mileage LHD
car, I can see what the old man means. They are like the early Lotus sevens or
the unsupercharged 35, lighter, precise: more flow and less point and squirt. I
can’t wait to try his ’65 racing Porsche that came from the states, it won’t be
as good as the “Grey Lady” Porsche he’s in the middle of building for the
Masters series but it will give us a flavour of whats to come.
In 1983 I was 19
and that RS Lightweight was the fastest road car I had driven, the fastest
sports car I had driven and the best track day car I had driven. I liked the 3
litre Capri better because it used to wind up the track day heroes in their
Ferraris when you caught and passed them, there was also a certain amount of
Bodie and Doyle cool, I was 19. I’ve had Capris ever since including currently
a 1981 European Touring Car. Luckily that RS didn’t go like the one we have
now, at 19 it definitely would have been through Allards gap! When I got in it
felt like the old car but dynamically what a difference, it’s a proper racing
car, rocketship fast and well sorted no wonder it did so well in historic
tours. If I had the time it would have been fun to do the Tour Britannia in it,
people I know who’ve done it say it’s a blast, I know the Tour Auto is. There’s
something about stages separated by road miles, good food and a hotel full of
like minded enthusiasts that even seems to rub off on the wives.
So 2008 another
Labour government in trouble, Alastair Darling doing a Ratner on UK PLC, a new
cold war looming and the prospect of CERN creating a black hole trying to
recreate the conditions that existed a trillionth of a second after the big
bang and swallowing the world in the process, er why? Those quotes could so
easily fit now, the second quote you’ll know from Fraser in Dad’s army, maybe
representing Edinburgh is rubbing off on the chancellor he says he feels
Scottish! The first George Orwell. When I read 1984 we were in the second
Thacher year winter of discontent etc etc I remember talking to my dad about
selling my motorbike but waiting for better times before I bought my first car.
He told me the story of his first Porsche 12 years before and all the good reasons
at the time not to buy it and have some fun. Then Suez and his Austin 7 and the
Cuban misile crisis and his Mike Hawthorne replica Jaguar Mk1. Becoming British
saloon car champion in the seventies and the oil crisis he said “there is
always a good reason not to do it now, but if you wait too long there isn’t any
now left” since then there’s been, in no particular order the ERM, the property
crash, black Monday AIDS, the reason for Live Aid, speed cameras, the DVLA,
Microsoft, need I go on? You know I would still be taking the Bus!
Tim